I got a new hat.

I got a PS3.

Which am I more happy with? =P


*Crosses PS3 off of the list of consoles I've never owned.*

So, tonight, me and the missus went into the city to see some lights at a nearby botanical garden (Pretty neat, considering it was free.) and to see an free holiday improv show. Most of the people around us were not as in to it as me and Næko were, but that just gave them more time to deal with our suggestions.

First, they were going to do a ballet for us, but needed a genre. So, naturally, I called out "The A-Team." The subject matter? Apparently a woman wanted to get her hair done, but she had been outlawed from all the beauty establishments in town. Call in B.A and the boys and shit comes together. The dances included "The Dance Of Sharing Hair", "The Dance Of The Hair Triangle", and our personal favorite, "The Dance Of Flipping Out" when our Mr. T went into a Vietnam flashback and "fired his AK 47 Chair into the sky".

Good times.

Then, came a Shakespearean Tragedy. "Ryan And Olivia." Ryan was too lazy to clean out the litter box, and the cats foretold upon him a terrible destiny. [Paraphrased, since I can't do their Shakespeare true justice] "Excrement shall flow unless action is taken. Besides, you'll never out-lazy us cats!" A lot of lounging, a lot of overpronunciation of Olivia, and a final showdown where Ryan slayed the Poop Fairies from the Box of Litter... After some gentle prodding (Read: Threatening to break his legs and withhold sex) of course.

All in all, I had a great time, and look forward to seeing a paid show, where they might be able to do some blue stuff, since this did take place right in Downtown Seattle in the Seattle Center.

A few things to update you all on.

1) Did you know I live in Seattle now? Some of you didn't. This is apparently my public proclamation. >_<

2) Still unemployed, and I hate it. Despite this fact, the unemployment is helping keep me and the missus afloat. We're cutting costs at nearly every opportunity.

3) Cutting costs like having her shave (most) of my hair off. Although, my hair was getting shaggy and unruly again.

4) I avoided as many birthday wishes as I could when it passed a few days ago. To those of you who wished them upon me, I wished a plague upon you to the swine flu fairy. I doubt she heard my pleas over all of the people trying not to get it. >_>

5) I DID NOT steal Kaindl's haircut, despite his accusation to the contrary. I find it hard to believe that "short hair' is his and his alone. >_<

6) I'm almost out of Halloween candy. ;_;

7) I moved Nephenee over to another server. *coughandfactioncough*

8) I'm afraid my mother is going to try to come visit, or beg and plead for me to go.

9) I met one of the singers to Letters Make Words back when I worked with Odwalla. She handed me her iPod and let me listen to one of their songs (Photographs), and I was incredibly taken with it. In fact, their band is trying to get onto the Not So Silent Night 'local music' stage. Since I can't really do much to support them from up here, I'd like for you guys to check out their site, download a song or two, and maybe vote for them on Live105's site for me. This is one of the few times a band I like I'm willing to share with you. =P

10) I didn't actually have a #10, except that maybe Uriko is trying to kill me with her poop. ¬_¬

This is *WAY* better than the original who's on first.

Please pay attention to 0:35 and 2:35. The rest is... well, it's a lot of the Juri player screwing up a lot.

Just dressed up like Zombies to see the movie Zombieland for free, before it's out for you normal people.

Pictures will be up later!!!

Also, I would say spoiler alert, but, they shoot some zombies. Sorry if that ruins the whole movie for you.

( My road trip to Seattle... )

I will be updating my Loopt account (which uses my twitter) to make Naeko very happy that I'm not dead. I've got an iPod full of my music and a few audiobooks as well. Wish me luck.

So, apparently, the DMV failed to provide us with any information that my vehicles registration was coming to an end. We *DID* however, get a notice informing us that it had expired, and now we'd have a wicked awesome late fee. So, how do we plan on coping? I'm glad you asked.

On Tuesday of next week, I'll be driving the missus' car up to Seattle. 13ish hours, Solo. I'll go to our credit union, where I'll be getting a copy of the title of my car. I'll take that information to the Seattle licensing office, and getting the plates for my car after paying for registration there. I'd have to do it anyway, might as well just do it in one fell swoop.

Then, I'll park the her car at our new apartment complex, after talking to them twice to confirm it's ok. Then, I take a trip to the hotel that we have reserved for me. I sleep. Then, I either get a ride to the airport from a friend of ours up there (You hear that Smallpettyevil!) or I get a ride from one of those shuttle things. Airport gets me a cheap ass ticket to Oakland, where Kaindl has agreed to bring me home. (Although, in the event something happens, I can still always take BART.)

All of this to get one car up there, and get new registration for my car. Which works out, because my car is bigger than her car, and can haul more crap. Woo?

Woo indeed sir.

If you aren't watching or reading Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, it's work like this that you're missing out on.